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Thursday, December 15, 2005 7:06 pm
HELLO FATS!
[State Of Mind: -]
Today, I over ate. So, I've been telling myself...
I will not over eat!
I will not over eat!
I will not over eat!
But in my attempt to make myself as abstemious as possible, sad to say, I failed to do so. Boo hoo! The lasagne, the 8 whole pizzas, the cookies were like an ethereal paradise. We had each other in hysterics. Do you see the word "We Had A Mini Party At Zimo's House Just Now"? Cause I do. Heh. Oh yah Dini pantat, I had a terrible headache when I reached home. I was thinking, this must be your cookies! Macam hangover ah babe.
And fat, is not synonymous with ugly. But in my case, yes, of course, I look ugly when I'm fat. When that happens kan Shasha, then you will have a distinct reason to call me [insert your favourite "endearment" here].
Moving on.
My father brought home a new golf set. What I did just now was, I took out a few of my favourite ones and tried to hit it with a ping pong ball. I was shrieking, Eh, tengok ah. Tengok ah. Goal tau!! to my brother who was sitting only a few metres away from me. When I was 8 years old, my brother and I love playing dad's golf set. We would compete with one another. There was a time when we accidentally hit the ball a little to hard and it hit my mom's vase. And no, that time, we were too stupid, we used tennis ball instead. Now I say, that is fucking stupid isn't it? But we managed to get away from the scolding because my dad sort off backed us up.
Who want to play a guessing game with me?
Ok. The question for tonight is... "Guess what time Farlinah slept last night."
2?
Nope.
4?
Nope.
5.45?
Nope.
6?
Nope.
Give up?
7.30am lah gundu!!!
Hahaha. Eh really ah. I can't believe I slept at 7.30 and woke up today at 2.30. Haha. But I don't know why I put all these down. Sorry.
Oh you know what? I was browsing throught my MySpace just now and I saw a malaysian girl who poses nude. Ah. Sort off nude, actually. So since she is a malay and my curiosity were overwhelming, I clicked on her photo to view her profile. Oh my god, I think she is trying to make her webpage look like an amateur porn site. And what? Her "about me" is so malaysian-ish.
"I love mans with big cock. I love girls with nice pussy. I love sex, sex , sex. I like to meet David Beckham and Brad Pitt and Jessica Alba because I want to have sex with them and I want to licked Jessica Alba pussy."
Now you tell me what kind of english is that? Mans? I learnt a new word. Heh. Ohh and I also managed to read all her comments about her photos. You know MySpace, you can give comments and testimonial in words, images and videos. So as I scrolled down, I saw a comment from a malay guy. It was a video. I clicked "Play" and you know what? A porn video was played!! I wanted to close it right away but you know what readers?
I can't help but stop and stare.
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