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Monday, January 16, 2006 3:02 pm
FUNNY HOW PEOPLE THOUGHT WE'RE TOGETHER
Scene 1
Mother: Olin. Mak nampak matair Olin tadi.
Me : Huh? Saper?
Mother: [insert name here]
Me : Apeje...!
Scene 2
Abang Fadhil: I saw your boyfriend just now.
Me : Who?
Abang Fadhil: Pat bawah blk tau. Dier baru keluar lift.
Me : Saper lah!
Abang FAdhil: [insert name here]
Me : Merepek ah
Scene 3
Mother: Olin. Tadi Mak nampak [insert name here] pat bawah
Me : Oh. Sorang?
Mother: Aah. Dier tengah nak pergi main bola.
Me : Abeh aper jadi?
Mother: Dier salam mak ah
Me : DIER SALAM MAK?!
Mother: Aah. Tak boleh?
Me : Asal dier salam mak?
Mother: Eh eh budak nie. Dier punyer suke lah!
Scene 4
Father: Tadi [insert name here] salam abah.
Me : Pat maner?
Father: Dalam lift
Mother: Ah itu budak tuh anak awak punyer matair!
Me : Jangan merepek lahhhh makkk!!! Apeje tau!
I'M NOT WITH HIM!!!! SUMPAH!!!!
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