Monday, January 08, 2007 2:04 am
BABY YOU SET A TREND

I started my New Year with Zimo this year. The first few hours was spent at Mac near her house, lamenting the past while muching on our very-late supper (oh I can hear you mumbling the word "loser" by now. Thank you very much for that). Unlike the previous years, this year we decided to be a darling and skipped Countdown. :)

"I don't know what to do next."
"Let's watch porn."
"Okay set. Let's watch animal porn!!!!!"

You all should take a look at her face when she said "animal porn". Haha. So I messaged Muhd Hafiz asking him for the best porn website and the boy recommended porno-tube.com. Hahahaha. But you know what? We both ended up doing online shopping instead of watching porn. And we slept at 7.30am. I don't know what kept us awake at that night but then again, what's more fun than a fresh morsel of juicy hot stories aiyeh?

On Saturday, my initial plan was to go shopping alone but the thought of me walking along the streets of Orchard Road alone was surreal. So I called Amira and met her right after my Bursary award. Oh yes, I got an effing 300 bucks from that superior we called Mah Bow Tan. (Top it off with my last and only pay, hello shopping!) And guess what? There was a mat who actually offered me a lift to Orchard Road in his stupid smelly truck. Like, God please save me. He had this stupid pervatic plus your local "abang berg blondie" look which the minahs will go gaga over. I swear I feel like kicking his balls for being so miang nak mampos.

Hmmm, school now? I don't have much to say about school, except that the new DM is such a pussy. I hate him for asking Muhd Hafiz to shave his goaty. I hate him for telling me that I have such a messy hair. I hate him because he teach boring. I miss Mr Sim yawww! And I think Sec 5 maths is destroying my mental health bit by bit. Boo-hooo.

And and and look at the time now *GASP* I think I better turn in because I'm going breakfast at Mac with Ulfah tomorrow before school, since the new reporting time is 8.20am (Monday only) now. I will update more when I'm bored. Meanwhile, prom pictures are ready for public view so please proceed to my online photoalbum (http://tastierthanfarlinah.myphotoalbum.com) to view if you have not. =D=D

With love,