Sunday, October 07, 2007 12:04 am
"HELLO? HELLO?"

We went Jalan Kayu today for buka and the service there today was two thumbs up! Fish Head Curry was finger licking good (and the smell still lingers on my fingers, no less) and prata cheeseeeee is fattening so I had one piece only.

Despite that, today was another wasted Saturday. My sleep was disturbed by a call from an unknown anak babi who claimed himself as "Man". Aku tengah tido kau, dia call! And very smart ah ini sial, he used private number so I could not detect the number. (Just because aku da ade caller-id eh, thank you very much)

"Hello?"
"Hello, Farlinah eh?"
"Saper nie?"
"Man ah."

*Teros aku terbangun sekejap*

*Man maner?!"
"Man ah, man Siglap."
"Huh? Where you get my number frm?"
"Dari your Ngee Ann friends ahhh."
"Saper siaaaa?!"

*And then he proceeded to ask me the very typical question coming from a Malay guy...*

"Boleh kenal-kenal?"
"Tak leh. Who give you my number?"
"Tak nak bilang ah. You tak nak kenal-kenal. I ajak you berbual you tak nak. So I tak nak bilang ahhh."
"Ah ok ah fine bye."

Now look here.

First things first, I don't think my Ngee Ann friends are THAT kental to pass numbers around, be it coming from the girls or boys.

Secondly, if you think I'm that kind of girl which you can go on saying that ever so cliche sentence, then I'm afraid you're wrong. As cheeky as I may seem, I seriously have no intention getting to know guys this way. (I'll give in if it's Josh Hartnett and Mr Chad though HAHAHA)

Thirdly, jangan berbual dengan aku pakai I U I U eh. I don't even use that to any of my boyfriends ah.

Liyana, I think you should be a darling and do me a favour since you have Siglap Year Books! Check out for me any guys with the named Man! I don't think it even exists. Man is so, kampung-kampung ah.

Aku suspect budak yang call aku nie confirm matrep bawa block sia. And confirm he was the one that called me at 2.48am on Friday too. (I did not answered though).

I don't like. I don't like. I hope his dick got chopped off today.

[Edit] I think I know who he is. His voice sounds so familiar, I've heard it somewhere before. Someone that I know off, confirm gila pig![/Edit]