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Tuesday, January 08, 2008 6:45 pm
I STILL PUT A VEST, WITH AN 'S' ON MY CHEST
Yesterday I was already on my way to work when I had this sudden urged to skip work as soon as I reached the interchanged. So fucking guess what, since pemalas aku maha besar punye eh, I took a bus back home, making a mental note to myself that I will visit the doctor later in the day.
I remember telling the doctor that I kept on vomitting after eating, accompanied by mild cramps at times. He then asked me when was my last period and I answered, "I don't remember actually. November I think." He leaned back his chair and told me to get a pregnancy test.
"Just to play safe, I'll conduct a pregnancy test for you. Urine test."
Wah lao that doctor. I have yet to have sex in my entire life before okay. But anyway I did the test and I had to wait for a good 15 minutes for the test results. The anticipation nearly killed my insides just because I remember my physics teacher telling the whole class about the girl who got pregnant without having sex! Hmmm okay, after a while the nurse called me in and the doctor appeared.
"It's negative. See the strip *put the strip on the table and showed me*. If it's positive, 2 lines will appear, but yours has only one line which indicates that it's negative."
PHEW.
Then he slid his hand inside my tshirt to feel my tummy. No, not my boobs, MY TUMMY.
"You have virus in your intestines." (Walau. Say until so chim like that right.) I was given 2 days MC!! And before I walked out of the door the doctor told me to practice safe sex if I am sexually-active.
"Persuade your partner to use a condom ok."
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And then I went to Tampines Mall in the evening to make myself happy, with my chinese boy friend who met me shortly after his lecture ends. :-) Such a pity that we didn't bump into Zimo who was there too!
Ah back to work tomorrow. Thursday is... pay day! Bagos la, POSB aku pon da tinggal $2.30 je. Hahahaha!
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