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Sunday, April 20, 2008 3:21 am
ROAD TO HELL
I don't remember myself being allergic to something. Today I woke up with my luscious lips (hahahaha!) blown up to twice its original size. It has red markings on it, which I believe is sore marks. As much as my abysmal memory can remember, the last time I suffered from the same situation was last year during the fasting month. I remember my best friend telling me in the school library that I might get infected with hands, food and mouth disease which was an outbreak at that point of time. But of course she was just pulling my leg, dear little kids. My best friend loves me so much that she will die if I got infected with that particular disease (hahahahahahahahahahaha!) Anyway, my point is, what did I do to deserve such a fate that is worse than death? I've been good, really. I don't bitch about others nowadays, have I? Haven't I helped my mom around the house a little too much this week? So please, please give me back my lips. In its original size, no less. I've been putting tons of lip balm to shrink this hideous lips and when it doesn't work, the traditional way is the next best remedy. Try putting minyak gamat on your lips, it shines and last much longer than Nivea's Lip Gloss! Meanwhile, don't ask me out till I gained the confidence to step out of the house with lips like Jay-Z yo nigga please! I'll tell you when I'm ready. Now if you excuse me, I shall continue basking in my misery in my purple sanctuary next door. Have a beautiful Sunday you little lips-smackers!
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